Tonight we went out for a nice dinner at Papa Joe’s Seafood and Steak house. Mummy and Daddy had a really nice meal, steaks and primerib and all the fixins. I had fun throwing Cheerios all over the place, and throwing my toys on the floor continuously. My parents looked a little annoyed but they didn’t really mind because the food was delicious and they were starving. After they were finished eating I surprised Mummy by knocking her red wine all over; her, me, the stroller the table, and even Daddy got a hint of a splattering.
Daddy said to the waitress“We better get going before Caleb wrecks the place” (as I was reaching for his water glass). I dropped my red wine splattered lamb – attached to my soother- on the floor . Daddy went after it and almost knocked the whole table over onto Mummy. Luckliy they realized what was happening while the table rocked up and down.
Daddy had to drive home because Mummy was wearing too much of her red wine. “Yes officer that is red wine, my eight month old spilled it on me because I looked away for two seconds”
Not 5 minutes later the leftovers were sitting on the dash of the van as we careened towards our cottage. Fortunately Mummy snagged them in time, before they spilled forth their contents all over the van that Daddy had just cleaned out this morning.
We had a great dinner – and it was more exciting than usual!
